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Cooch Potato 

A person that don't ride the cock.

Marissah: "But honey, I want the feeling back by tomorrow. I have an interview."

Jason: "Bitch! Don't be a cooch potato, ride the dick!"
Related Words
verb (used without object), -tat·ed, -tat·ing
1. the action of doing nothing;
2. like vegetate ... but more starchy.
3. What couch potatoes do.
I'm gonna just sit back and potate.

I've been potating all day, I really should go do something productive.

In lieu of getting more exercise, rosie o'donnell potated her way to obesity

At the end of a long day, I like to come home and potate the night away
Potate by LocoPolloEnFuego June 27, 2011

Sexual Potato 

Someone who doesnt participate during sex. they just lay there and make the other person do all the work.
girl1:"my boyfriend is such a sexual potato! i have truly learned how to ride!!"

girl2:"ha! sucks for you!"

potatoshop 

Digital arts community slang for Adobes Photoshop package, also referred to as tattyswap.
Did you make that in potatoshop?

no, i used Artrage, good huh?
potatoshop by goosewing January 3, 2005

potamkin 

a replacement for any verb or noun in any sentence.
when replaced the sentence becomes more fun and connotes tom foolery
potamkin some music
or
what a nice potamkin you have

potamkin by wempe January 13, 2009

potato bag 

A fatass. An obese man. In otherwords, a fastass heffer.
Would you date a potato bag? Hell no, I'll pass on that one. Thanks.
potato bag by lover4porn April 12, 2009