Porting

The act of texting someone and watching porn at the same time without them knowing.

Ex1: Boy 1- "Dude last night i was so porting Jessica."

Boy 2- "Dude Noice"

Ex2: Mel- "oh yes baby."

Jane- "Mel u better not be porting me"

by Patty Dilson June 15, 2014

port-tending

When you tend to a port, in the harbor.

Mr. C: What's Johnny do? Last I heard, he was the CEO of a Company.

Mr. D: Haven't you heard?

Mr. G: I haven't heard, what happened?

Mr. D: His degrees got revoked. He's port-tending now.

Mr. C: Hey, what's port-tending?

Mr. G: Oh port-tending, he's tending to the port!!

Mr. D: What a noble profession! I have to go the harbor now!!!

by MosesvsJesus February 25, 2024

c o0wrjfg[porting

Een nieuw bestaand woord bedacht tijdens het herschrijven van de Nederlandse taalcanon;

Áh man, mijn dag was echt zo c o0wrjfgporting vandaag, ik wil echt c o0wrjfgporting, godverdec o0wrjfgporting.

by O~J November 29, 2023

Blood Vanilla Port

A dessert of port wine mixed with vanilla ice cream. Creating an ice cream port float.

They ordered a blood vanilla port for dessert after their dinner.

by Justice78 May 19, 2018

Port-a-Pussy

When a female is getting sexually pounded with consent in a port-a-john.

See “Shit Poking” for the male version.

Sylvia and John had Port-a-Pussy at the concert.

John and Stan had a contest to see who could get the most Port-a-Pussy.

by Fuiwontdowhatyoutellme August 26, 2022

Port Power

The most povo AFL team. Port Adelaide is the most feral place in South Australia, filled with bogans who shoot ice up their veins at the pub. All port fans have no teeth and have no money.

Do you go for Port Power?
No, I am not gay and I don't like cock up my bum

by crackedfortnitekid May 7, 2023

Porting

Where one puts his/her Butthole against another persons Butthole and both parties fart

Last night my girlfriend and I ate chipotle and spent the night porting

by Port master mcfarty May 20, 2024