When one sits on the toilet with an exceedingly uncomfortable sensation in their bowels expecting to release a large amount of excrement, but instead only releases a trumpeting blast of gas lasting for ten or more seconds
I thought I was going to crap out a soccer ball but instead I disturbed the restuarant with a fog horn sounding farty poo that lasted for at least 15 seconds.
Upon exiting the restroom I was greated with uproarious applause.
Upon exiting the restroom I was greated with uproarious applause.
by Golden AKA ItsGotPooOnIt December 05, 2008
Stinky Poo is a game which has gained a small following. It is played with a group of people who are willing to endure the game. The official rules are as follows:
1) Beforehand, at least 2 people assemble within the group. Bets are made, and the game starts.
2) Whenever you're at a group member's house, you may initiate the game by taking a shit in a container. You must hide it somewhere inside the house. There are no rules to when or where the shit must be taken, but it must be inside a container. If you are caught hiding a Poo, you must sniff the Poo. The house owner gains 5 Points.
3) Before you leave the house, if you have initiated the game, you must say "Stinky Poo" as you exit. This means that you have hidden the Poo without their knowledge. If you don't say "Stinky Poo" when you've initiate the game, or if you say "Stinky Poo" when a Poo has not been hidden, you are penalized 3 points.
4) The victim must then attempt to locate the Poo within three days. If the Poo is found, it must be presented before the initiator. If this happens, the victim gains one point per day left before the deadline. If the Poo is not found, or one of the previous rules are broken, the initiator gains three points.
5) After the end of the two-month game period, points are tallied, and the winner gets everyone's bets.
Stinky Poo-ing someone who is not a part of the party is a penalty of 10 points. Likewise, Stinky Poo shall not be played outside of the agreed-upon game period.
1) Beforehand, at least 2 people assemble within the group. Bets are made, and the game starts.
2) Whenever you're at a group member's house, you may initiate the game by taking a shit in a container. You must hide it somewhere inside the house. There are no rules to when or where the shit must be taken, but it must be inside a container. If you are caught hiding a Poo, you must sniff the Poo. The house owner gains 5 Points.
3) Before you leave the house, if you have initiated the game, you must say "Stinky Poo" as you exit. This means that you have hidden the Poo without their knowledge. If you don't say "Stinky Poo" when you've initiate the game, or if you say "Stinky Poo" when a Poo has not been hidden, you are penalized 3 points.
4) The victim must then attempt to locate the Poo within three days. If the Poo is found, it must be presented before the initiator. If this happens, the victim gains one point per day left before the deadline. If the Poo is not found, or one of the previous rules are broken, the initiator gains three points.
5) After the end of the two-month game period, points are tallied, and the winner gets everyone's bets.
Stinky Poo-ing someone who is not a part of the party is a penalty of 10 points. Likewise, Stinky Poo shall not be played outside of the agreed-upon game period.
by Moomallowz August 28, 2019
Dividing a football field into one foot by one foot squares throughout the entire field. Then selling raffle tickets to each of the thousands of squares. Next, renting a cow (moo) and having everyone feed the cow until it poo's. If the cow poo's in your square you win.
Or
My sister
Or
My sister
Do you want to buy a moo poo raffle ticket?
No, I don't want to spend my Saturday watching a cow shit on the ground.
No, I don't want to spend my Saturday watching a cow shit on the ground.
by djcrimp December 25, 2008
by Mav2KM June 21, 2006
The really painful shits that come out ure ass which feel like they have razor wire attached to them.
man 1: 'are u finished in there yet?'
man 2: 'no, gonna be a little while longer, i got a spiky poo lodged in me ringpiece'
man 2: 'no, gonna be a little while longer, i got a spiky poo lodged in me ringpiece'
by Katie Muffins!!! December 21, 2005
by progun December 04, 2008
Flatulence that has passed faeces nearing readiness for excretion in the rectum prior to ventilation. The flatulence therefore takes on some extra characteristics related to the faeces, and can be readily identified as a Poo Fart by those nearby.
I just did a poo fart and now my wife is insisting I go to the toilet. Instead, I will simply do more as I am becoming increasingly dissatisfied in this shambles of a marriage.
by poo_fart May 12, 2021