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Virginia State Police

A bunch of ass holes who cant do there job, they go too overboard with everything and never give you a break. They have also been notorious for breaking uo partys, but if theyre Northern Virginia parties, they tend to party WITH them.
"dude, i just got pulled over todya by a va. cop"
"oh man, what happened?"
"i got a FAT ticket, then invited him to my party later tonite."
by #1FAN March 24, 2005
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police academy

A totally sweet movie series, until Police academy 4, after that it was fuckin annoying
That fat dude in police academy 4 looks a hell of a lot like Chris Lomman!
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Excise Police

Undercover police officers that walk around parking lots at concerts or other events looking for any minors drinking alcohol, smoking marijuana, using tobacco, or any other illegal thing you can think of. They will dress in common street attire and typically will be in small groups or spread out in the same area. Will present badge, ask age and for i.d., if you have done anything wrong they will arrest you. If you are a minor, they will usually call your parents and have them pick you up, but if they are assholes they might take you to juvenile detention. If you are an adult, jail. A very ridiculous group of people whom have nothing better to do with their lives than ruin other peoples nights.
Concert Goer #1: Yo man why didn't you meet up with us at the Dave Matthews Band concert?

Concert Goer (myself) #2: Sorry dude I got arrested in the parking lot by the Excise Police because I was smoking a cigarette and I had seven joints in my cigarette pack. I'm in deep shit!

Concert Goer #1: Dude that sucks! That's the second year in a row that's happened to you.
by MrMojoRisin_41 October 24, 2008
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Bigger Dick Forgien Policy

A forgein policy adopted so that male leaders may feel secure in their manhood knowing that everyone around them has smaller dicks.
"What? They have bigger dicks?! BOMB THEM!"
by TraderVix January 8, 2004
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an std consisting of many different strains (poly) of crabs (crab), genital warts (war), syphilis (syphi), gonorrhea (gonho), herpes (herpe) and AIDS.
See that slut over there?
She's got polycrabwarsyphigonhoherpeAIDS.
by ITA October 25, 2005
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Portagee police dog

A goose.

A goose makes a wonderful guard for your home. It's fearless and will wade right in and peck a thief, a Pachuco, or a tax collector on the leg, all the while making one heck of a noise.
I keep a flock of Portagee police dogs to keep Pachucos and tax collectors out of my yard.
by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005
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poly prep

this school is probably the best school in the world. it is very difficult to get into, and admissions are largely based on the interview and whether they thing you are awesome or not. everyone in this school is amazing. they are so smart, and about 73% of them end up going to ivy league schools. They are also all pretty, nice, sexy, popular, and if you are friends with someone from poly prep, its a very large achievement. they are some of the best people around. basically, they are perfect.
OMG! Is that a Poly Prep girl!? I hung out with her once. She is so cool!!
by Little Ms. Awesome July 13, 2009
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