Cum on my cookies please.

A statement.
You ask your partner this after sexual penetration.
The male that you are fucking then cums on your cookies that just randomly happened to be next to you while the two or 7 of you are screwing.
And you eat the cookies.

Elysia: "Cum on my cookies please."
Dante: -Cums on her cookies.-
Elysia: -Eats the cookies.-

by Naked_in_2.59 June 26, 2008

i will be there at being a grammer and i will be there at least it's not only that but i don't know if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at any time with you and your family a

A random ass auto correct from my phone

I don't know how to put this into a sentence i will be there at being a grammer and i will be there at least it's not only that but i don't know if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at any time with you and your family a

by Imafatasscunt February 6, 2018

Ninja Please

It's like n*gga please, but for Asians.

Used to express stress.

White Guy: *runs into Asian Guy* Sorry, di-

Asian Guy: NINJA PLEASE!

by DiZ037 May 4, 2011

Tony Please!

This term basically describes a woman who is a total fucking whore. The whorest of all whores!

"Yo Chris check out that Tony Please!, I can see the herpes forming on her lips"

by Greek Mafia December 10, 2008

Um Caresha Please

When your friend telling your business around around yo lil piece

“ is that the boy you met at Myrtle Beach that took you on the boat ride ... UM CARESHA PLEASE “

by Golden Flake March 22, 2021

nigga please! smoke more trees

A phrase meaning something along the lines of 'oh come on, you must be joking' but made all the funnier because it is usually exchanged between white kids, and obviously refers to weed.

"Yo dude, clean up the floor, I spilled my bowl all over it."
"Oh nigga please! smoke more trees."

by RBean December 14, 2008

Ninja Please

Ninja Please, a nicer way to say "Nigger Please" when black people are present.

(no-black people present)
Yo Nigger PLEASE!!!


(black people present)
Yo Ninja PLEASE!!

by ninja ninja ninja 10001 February 4, 2009