penalty beggar

A certain Portugese fraud is one of these. Named Pristiano Penaldo. He asks for a penalty but he always misses. He plays in the camel league and his 9 year old fans he is a "GOAT" for only scoring tap ins.

"Please give me penalty" said Penaldo but the ref said he is a penalty beggar

by anonymous January 25, 2024

penalena

Penalena (Pee-na-lee-na) is a person that is acting unusual or stupid.

Stop being a penalena!

by Samalamatron January 25, 2024

Penaldo

A ghost from Portugal known for only scoring penalties against weak teams like Luxemburg. He is known as the G.O.A.T (Goofiest orangutan alive today) and he disappears when a strong team faces him.

Person 1: Yesterday someone scored 3 penalties in a match
Person 2: Must have been Penaldo

by ChadMessiEnjoyer January 31, 2024

Penango

when a mango gets crossed with a penis to make a mclovin pimp

penis, penis mango, penango

by inn.my.shadowzs May 19, 2024

Penaldo

Penaldo is a word used to describe the fraud, crying, famous football diver, Ronaldo. He gains the name penaldo for diving for penalties more than Neymar does himself. Penaldo is also in a camel league with camel refs, so he can dive easier. Penaldo will ghost in big games and dive for penalties no matter what. He has no world cups unlike the true goat lionel messi. Penaldo can also describe "finished" or "diving"

i went to swimming practise today. I had to jump off the board and dive into the pool for my swimming drills. I told my instructor, "I'm penaldo!" and he knew that i was gonna dive.

I finished my homework today, in class. I yelled to my teacher, "Penaldo!" and she knew INSTANTLY i was finished.

by Penaldoggyaldocameldo June 12, 2024

Penaldo

Pisstiano Penaldo is a ghost from liechtenstein who sells perfume and underwear. Penaldo is also known to lash out at small teams just like Pessi

1:"hey did you see the hattrick Penaldo scored Yesterday"
2:"you mean hattrick of penalties?"
1:"yes he scored 3 penalties and 1 tap in"
2:"Penaldo is pinished"
3:"hey don't talk about my pidol like that!!!!"
1:"SHUT UP"
2:"SHUT UP"

by Pessidoggyispinished July 13, 2024

penală

A penală is a stress-relief instrument, best for immediate decompression after a very good or a very fucked-up flight. It is usually lighted up in groups of penală users, down at the no hat no salute area, where the Puma kisses the Hawk in a badly photoshoped promo picture. Bad for the lungs but good for the mind, the penală untightens the users’s tongue and increases his chances of active participation during an intense debriefing. The prerequisite for the correct supply and usage of the penală is the toolkit, which is mandatory in the fabrication process of the dopamine-enhancing drug.

A: How was your in-flight evaluation with the Captain? Did all go according to what was planned?

B: Man, it went horrible. I couldn’t land within the HLS, then i didn’t know how to make a Store point, i’ve killed a stork with my rotor blade and in the end my helmet display fell off and entered into the rudder pedal compartment and we had to do an emergency landing in a LIDL parking lot. My captain was so pissed about it that from now on, i will no longer participate in any mission except the ones with the guys from B53, where i will act as a tree and the helicopters will laser range-find me.

A: Yeah man, i know how that feels. Here, roll yourself a penală, you really need one.

by gic2345 August 10, 2024