weighing his options

When a guy or girl looks at the two (2) people they want to go out with, and chooses between the two by figuring out each persons pluses and minuses.

Jimmy is choosing between Wanda and Katie by weighing his options.

by Peter fishermanshire July 6, 2007

opticrectumitis

The condition where the optic nerve and the rectal nerve get crossed and the person has a shitty outlook on everything.

My boss jumped on me again for being late. I think he has a bad case of opticrectumitis

by Doctor LeRoy September 15, 2005

optagator

The ability for a person to see abragationism (non-real things) in his/her daily life. This person serves as a bridge and can see both the real and non-real worlds. See abragationism for a fuller understanding of what optagators actually see on a daily basis. With this special talent comes the annoyance of witnessing completely ridiculous and abstractly imaginative occurrences.

"Hey Raphael, can you see this person sitting on top of the park bench chewing on a rusty old metal spork?"
"They make metal sporks Jerry?"
"Apparently, but do you see the person?"
"What person? There isn't anyone on the park bench."
"Oh no! I must be an optagator, I have the unique ability to see non-real and lack of existing events.

by Neptuner January 20, 2009

Optunivore

1. One who does not prefer meat to vegetables, but will eat whatever is available.

My mom's such an optunivore that she just buys whatever is cheapest.

by [nigeltheoutlaw] October 16, 2010

Optimal Sport Nutrition

where big dick players purchase there supplements, smoothies, and go tan.

do you shop at Optimal Sport Nutrition?

yes, im a big dick player =)

by static5 September 1, 2011

Optism

To be optimistic and autistic simultaneously

Ryan Gosling suffers from optism.

by Optisticfuck November 10, 2017

Optimus prime

Like jesus, but hes a robot

Optimus prime is overpowered and still always dies

by RetardPie115 May 21, 2020