Craig

A teacher that will seem nice when you first meet them but after a while will start annoying you to the point of wanting to commit scooter ankle or drink bleach
Mrs Craig just assigned us a 20 pg essay
by ExileGodMode May 24, 2019
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A superior life form, could also be likened to a Chad. Most likely a male between the ages of 16-23, Craig’s are the greatest among their peers, and are admired by all. They most likely possess powers which cannot be fathomed by anyone who isn’t a fellow Craig.
You just accidentally ripped the fabric of space time?? Bro you’re such a Craig!
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A male Karen...of sorts. An early Middle Aged suburbanite male typically recognised by their sub 5'8 barrel chested build, sporting a ridiculous moustache. Typically fastidious about their lawn and edges, the Craig is prone to wild outbursts if a dog shits within 500m of their property. Craigs love to ride the most expensive bicycles whilst wearing colour co-ordinated lycra and telling other Craigs about their latest goto single source coffee beans recovered from the shit of South American indigenous peoples. They are also very keen to share the glory of the try they scored in under 8's rugby.
Craig is a cunt...wait no, All Craigs are cunts....Don't be a Craig!
by jacqueslacouth September 12, 2020
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Craig is the kind of guy you know you can get drunk with. But he has a mean funny streak, and you know if you cross him. Most of the time is a Teddy bear, and a bottom.
Hey who's the dude you got hammered with who protected you from the others?
Oh that's craig
by King spud the first January 01, 2023
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An overall solid name, short and sweet. Sounds good when you say it too, normally your local builder or bartender will be called Craig. Craig is a lad.
‘Has anyone seen Craig
Yeah mate, down at the pub having a couple pints as per
‘Classic CRAIG
by therealcraig March 10, 2020
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craig can be bought for seven dollars on ebay. he is top quality and never in stock.
i heard someone was selling craig on ebay!
how much?

seven hundred cents
by iishark May 10, 2022
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Any adjective to insult someone.

Originated from CritzCraig on Overwatch.
by Gillton June 23, 2020
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