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Beach Haus

a long and storied end of summer tradition in which a group of people steal off to a maritime house for several days in order to celebrate the gift of friendship, renew old bonds, and get sh**faced for an irresponsible amount of time.
Question: Hey, how was Beach Haus this year?
Answer: I don't remember.
by Captain Adam01 August 4, 2011
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Beach crotch

When a lady spends the day at the beach laying in the sand and swimming in the ocean, only to go home and find sand and seaweed in her vagina. Beach crotch.
I need a shower before dinner because I definitely have beach crotch from this afternoon.
by sweediepie January 16, 2021
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riviera beach

Where the bay, river, and creek meet. Just a sliver of paradise created by the lord himself in the heart of Pasadena, Maryland. Often referred to as Gods Country. The perfect mix of blue collar, white collar, American Pride, and friendly neighbors. A place so perfect that everyday is vacation!
Gavin: Is this Heaven?
Jeffrey: Nah, this is Riviera Beach.
by BigOlBeefBoy22 April 4, 2021
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dog at the beach

similar to "out of sight, out of mind", but slightly more insulting. Refers to someone who is your best friend/romance when with you, but seems to forget your existence when not in your company. Came from a trip I took to the beach with my dad and our family dog. I asked if the dog remembered going to the beach when he was a puppy. My dad said, "He probably remembers being here before when he's here, but when we go home, he doesn't remember coming to the beach."
Bill is really sweet and attentive when I see him, but he never calls or emails me. He's a total dog at the beach.
by Nerdy_girl May 27, 2010
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Screaming beach

When at a very hot sandy beach, the act of pulling your foreskin back and sticking your penis into the burning sand. Whilst in the sand take foreskin forward again.
John experienced true agony when doing the screaming beach at his stag night
by Amnor June 30, 2017
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Beach Skunk

“Bro you smell that beach skunk?”

Smells like a beach skunk”
by br3ckhouse March 26, 2022
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beach throw

A towel ment for the beach as is usually decorated pretty because your to lazy to carry a chair to the beach
I'm bringing my beach throw to beach to lay in the sun totally not cause I'm lazy and don't feel like carrying a chair.
by Frootloop1212 June 19, 2017
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