count fiasco

The "count fiasco" refers to a software version of the "Hondicard" educational software in which users were temporarily unable to create new decks by skipping the release control procedures.

Marc says: "Did you hear about the count fiasco at Hondicard?"

by cheetahbyte August 4, 2023

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

What you say when your friend, Eren, does something gay with his socks on.

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

by frankenen February 24, 2024

Count Faggalot

A pussy ass nigga so weak he's the Count of Faggotry.

1. Did u hear that bitch Dequan squeal? Yeah that nigga should be named Count Faggalot.
2. We should wear high-heels to see how women feel.

Count Faggalot, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

by Lemony Fuckit January 9, 2017

Body count

Penetrative sexual partners

What’s your body count?

by Hjksi January 25, 2025

Count Dankula

A developmentally delayed Scottish man who got arrested for an offensive joke, so is now a grifting demagogue/failed politican on YouTube.

Bro if I wanted a crap Wikipedia history narration I would've watched Count Dankula's Mad Lads.

by HM788 August 4, 2025

Ain't no count

Adjective phrase used to dismiss something as useless or woefully underperforming. Usually used to describe a lazy or incompetent worker or a sub-par piece of equipment.

"That hay hook ain't no count, there's one in the loft that's gotta better handle."

by Wildn May 20, 2022

Full Count

When you’re on a date, and it’s not going so well, but you still have a chance to impress.

Last night I had a full count, managed to get on base

by GreyPuppon March 4, 2022