This guy has Jordi net, he must be having a LAN-party at Jordi's house while raping his little brother.
by Teeth checker March 30, 2022
Get the Jordi netmug. 1. The horrible internet you steal from your neighbours. However bad, it is generally frowned upon to complain due to the fact that it is free access to The Internet.
2. A netting made out of your neighbours. This is a rarer use of the word. Because it's weird really.
2. A netting made out of your neighbours. This is a rarer use of the word. Because it's weird really.
Dave: "Oh boy! This neighbour-net is so slow! Yet I'm so thankful!"
Dave's Neighbour: "Sir, please stop stealing our Internet."
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Policeman 1: "So what was that Dave guy arrested for?"
Policeman 2: "He was caught making Neighbour-net."
Policeman 1: "That sick bastard!"
Dave's Neighbour: "Sir, please stop stealing our Internet."
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Policeman 1: "So what was that Dave guy arrested for?"
Policeman 2: "He was caught making Neighbour-net."
Policeman 1: "That sick bastard!"
by The Delusional Dave August 28, 2012
Get the Neighbour-netmug. A person that is "gangster" or drilla on the internet but in real life they are the biggest cuck known to man and won't do a thing.
"100 of my boys VS 100 of your boys. One call and i'm active again. I'll stomp your head on the curb infront of your mum."
"Okay net banger"
"i'm a main offenda not a net banger"
"alr net banger
"Okay net banger"
"i'm a main offenda not a net banger"
"alr net banger
by NippleDick2000 September 17, 2025
Get the Net Bangermug. by bridal guru September 20, 2016
Get the Outside the netmug. A kind of (typically kaigai) idol who is mainly online rather than doing live events or going to cons.
Wota 1: Hey, did you see that one net idol groups livestream yesterday?
Wota 2: Connections? Yeah, they were so cool!
Wota 2: Connections? Yeah, they were so cool!
by shshshizuku November 27, 2020
Get the Net Idolmug. A type of online posturing where users overinflate their street cred from behind a keyboard, often mimicking inner-city culture via social media. Common among middle- or upper-class youth, these “keyboard warriors” or “internet gangsters” mistake screen time for real-life clout.
Torry’s a 17-year-old from Clarkston, MI, cosplaying as a Crip online and talking tough in comments—peak Net Bangin.
by RealTalkOnlyFool October 11, 2025
Get the Net Banginmug. The end result of taking a dump. What happens after you Pull The Goalie. When you no longer have any fecal matter in your bowels.
by carguy311 July 29, 2018
Get the Empty Netmug.