I was at the park with my friends, specifically montecito

(idiomatic, Southern US) To engage in/attempt to engage in sexual activity by means of doxxing the already married man who caused your gay awakening.

Term originally created in 1945 by Albert Einstein.

“I told you!” Gabriel said, “I was at the park with my friends, specifically montecito!”
“You whore! You promised me last time you would stop! I’m breaking up with you!”

by albyeinstein April 10, 2022

Molten cake

The cake that melts in your mouth while you eat it.
Its the sex cake.

I would like to have some sex molten cake please?

by alanaPookie June 13, 2008

Mantemplation

The thinking that a man does while he sits on the porcelain goddess.

I do my best thinking on the shitter. That's my mantemplation time.

by hu103 April 28, 2009

Mantenna

Another word for male genitalia. Synonymous with Wang, Wiener, Cock, Dick, Junk, and any other word for Penis.

Guy 1:"So, hows reception on the old mantenna?"

Guy 2:"Reception on the the wha?"

by Khazilla November 26, 2010

mantengo

slang for welfare (Puerto Rico)

Ese tipo no busca trabajo, se dedica a vivir del mantengo.

by tercerriel September 24, 2011

Momteaser

Something used to tease a mom. If chemistry is present, it can lead to a severe quarterloafing.

Greg whipped out his footlong momteaser.

by Petricorps May 21, 2013

Mantecoski

Super empelloski, a fuegoski, super cool, rankiao, aceitao bien guilla'o.

My friend Josue is super mantecoski when he drives he's vegetable oil powered car.

Mi amigo Josue es super mantecoski cuando guía su carro de manteca.

by Empellaman November 30, 2013