Mong-Faced

When you have sex so much your face is left like a Mong.

Mandy got mong-faced!

by pianotinker August 19, 2009

Manguarding

The act of protecting your bro from a creep obsessive chick. Also known as (refer to) ultimate bro inverse cock block.

Anna wanted to fuck Tuck real bad but she is weird and not hot and just a little crazy so Tuck's bros began manguarding him from potential rape.

by Manguardian69 October 13, 2011

Mong Hat

The same plain baseball cap that all mongs wear on their day out to the park

Hey, look at that Downey with the mong hat on over there!

by RankaDankaKlanka November 10, 2012

mong storming

when your really high and you just can't think of the thing you're trying to say or you're just really high.

aww man, I was mong storming hard last night

group of mong stormers

by eata8===D June 4, 2013

Mongaloid

An idiot

Guy: damn, that kid over there is a mongaloid
Guy 2: yeah

by Mongaloid0121 February 8, 2017

Mong

It's generally considered to be a person of low intelligence and poor personal hygiene and ugly like a dropped pie. A perfect example of a Mong is Isabelle zeva

That dog turd look s like a Mong as in that dog turd basically fits all the criteria to be issabelle zeva

by funkoar October 2, 2017

Mong

Mong = Wandering around their local town/suburb completely smashed off their face on various substances. Aka being a rarted fuckwit

“Ye mate I was jus wanderin round town fucked of my face, jus bein an absolute Mong cunt aye.”

by Mong cunt 421 May 29, 2018