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Momma tea time

Is when your Hager old mom is wearing her granny panties doing exercises and yoga all week for a week straight and on the last night she takes her shitty moist under wear and makes you a nice tea.
I was at Dustin's place having a rather unique flavor of momma's tea time it was fantastic. Ever have some of that special tea that called momma tea time at the old Burk place it's kinda weird to drink.
by Pours when it rains December 9, 2023
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Ur momma truffle

If you thought "Ur granny tranny" was devastating? Now get ready for... "ur momma truffle, lol"!
Bobby: Ur gay lol.
Dave: No u.
Bobby: *dies*
Dave: And ur momma truffle.
Bobby: *Dubbledies*
by Boris The Lapdog March 23, 2018
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Momma-birding

When an unexperienced friend is ripping the bong, so you rip it for them so all the smoke is ready for them to inhale without doing the work
Friend: I want to smoke but I don't know how to use a bong
Me: don't worry I'll momma-bird it for you!

Friend: he was momma-birding the piece for me and I got so fried
by Mike Moocher April 19, 2022
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joe momma

roe: joe momma so joe.
joe: ye.
by glockluv May 23, 2022
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Diddy Momma

A freaky mother who loves to get messy in the sheets
Friend- did you hook up with her yet?
Me- yeah she’s a real diddy momma
by Turbotime219 May 1, 2025
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Big Momma!

This is for when you see a big black woman or a black woman with a nice body and want something to say. You just go and shout 'Big Momma!'
Goddamn, now that is a fine black bitch. Big Momma! (Remember to make a half a second pause in between words, and to lift and put the palm of your hand next to your mouth
by sexsexsexletshavesomesexsexsex January 26, 2024
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mommas

hey mommas, be mine
by mommasgirl123 December 3, 2021
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