by iammoist April 22, 2023
 Get the critikally moistmug.
Get the critikally moistmug. A derogatory (UK slang) word used to describe someone who behaves in a ‘lame’ or cowardly way, usually among males.
Post 2011: “you’re wet”
Pre-2011: “you’re/that’s moist”
“Why you hanging out with him? He’s moist”
“You’re bare moist”
“ I don’t chat to them… they’re too moist for man”
“He didn’t say nothing back… moist bre”
Pre-2011: “you’re/that’s moist”
“Why you hanging out with him? He’s moist”
“You’re bare moist”
“ I don’t chat to them… they’re too moist for man”
“He didn’t say nothing back… moist bre”
by Kim2k9 February 18, 2024
 Get the Moistmug.
Get the Moistmug. by iammoist April 22, 2023
 Get the critikally moistmug.
Get the critikally moistmug. by kettlelover July 9, 2017
 Get the Moistmug.
Get the Moistmug. A phrase used to signify that one is being kidnapped or held hostage so as to safely alert others without putting oneself in greater danger.
When my husband called to ask if I needed anything from the store on his way home, I calmly replied, “milk, bread, 2 onions and moist rubber vulva” white maintaining eye contact with the gunman. The police arrived shortly thereafter.
by Peppercorn Medley November 10, 2020
 Get the moist rubber vulvamug.
Get the moist rubber vulvamug. A yaniv will usually use this word, and he will usually use it in situations that he has nothing to say/bored/something interesting happend.
by MoistLord420 February 21, 2020
 Get the Moistmug.
Get the Moistmug.