cat molestor

A term for someone who molests cats. Nothing else will do, it must be feline or it won't get molested.

Girl: Hey, put my pussy down, you fucking cat molestor.
CM: No fucking way, I've only just started.

by stu-rob-billy-bob October 26, 2006

Mud Baby Molester

A peron who has anal intercourse with someone else.

A male homosexual - someone who is likely to come into 'close' contact with a Mud Baby is therefore a Mud Baby Molester.

by Peter van Dyk March 5, 2008

Molesting Unicorns

An indoctrination done by communist college professors on there very impressionable gender ambiguous students. Where ALL people who are not straight, white, or Male are Nazi sympathizers. These nutty professors mold these little participation trophy winners into "Antifa" soldiers.Along with all the BS Hollywood rhetoric and fictional biased pandering of America's fake news establishment they have formed an army of zombie-like minions who are incapable of abstract thought.

Marxist minions are at it again with our impressionable youth, I swear they're molesting unicorns and making them think they shit skittles whilst solving world hunger, if we dont fight these fruitcakes we'll all be starving or dead in 10 years

by yotaterds January 18, 2021

banana molestation

a sexual manuever most commonly known for both partners being covered in either maple or chocolate syrup. once the two are completely covered. insert a banana(peeled or unpeeled) into the anus of your partner. this part isnt entirely meant to increase pleasure, but feel free to take your time on this. once both bananas are in place. go ahead with your normal sexual activities.
once complete, you are allowed to eat the banana out of your lovers ass. if fecal matter is present on the fruit, continue eating, its proper manners.

dude, know what tastes absolutely amazing? banana molestation!

by Jazlo January 23, 2009

molestered

Having someone tell you "Boobs are 4tw"

~Man and Woman chatting in a room~
Woman: Hi
Man: Hi
Woman: Nice day outside.
Man: I wouldn't know, BOOBS ARE 4TW!!!11 LOL!
Woman: Oh noes! Your verbal assault has stunned me and left me feeling as if my life is plumetting into a chasm of depression. I feel so dirty.

~End~

by Blizzposta May 1, 2005

modesty kinkster

Someone using their own sexually loaded morality code to obsess about defining and setting rule standards on how other people should dress.

Prudish authoritarians are the most sex-obsessed people on earth. That goes for modesty kinksters and homophobes alike.

by SiegaPlays April 10, 2018

Modesto Milkshake

When a male shoots a rail of semen on someone then sprinkles meth on top of it and either him or someone else on eats it.

I heard that some dude gave you're neighbor a Modesto milkshake at some party i went to last night.

by Skullz51 June 26, 2019