by the-definer69 May 19, 2022

She is an intelligent girl. She can’t not keep a secret. Mostly has long eyelashes which in this case she blinks to much. Not so much social.
She the most beautiful girl
Does all her assignment in time
She is quite a diva
Suffers from social depression
And not quite the person in bf/gf
She the most beautiful girl
Does all her assignment in time
She is quite a diva
Suffers from social depression
And not quite the person in bf/gf
“Hey Mitchell wanna go out sometime,” said Harry
“. No thanks l will pass, l would rather study,” she said
“. No thanks l will pass, l would rather study,” she said
by anonymous May 14, 2021

by x e n November 28, 2022

One of the best ways to call someone a piece of shit. A kind of person who still has the mind of a 10 year old when they are 40.
by Jenejene May 6, 2020

The phenomenon which occurs when a Mitch consumes copious volumes of the HULK, a mix of WKD and Stella, for however long they remain conscious. It is usually characterized by off-beat dancing, the stripping of clothes, the groping of grannies, general sloppiness, obscene behaviour and inappropriately touching oneself.
Jonny: "Dude, why is that person groping that old lady and drinking green liquid"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
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Jonny: "Dude, you should have seen that man at the club the other night. He had like, fifteen shots of Jager and then started taking his clothes off and groping himself, super sloppy"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
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Jonny: "Dude, you should have seen that man at the club the other night. He had like, fifteen shots of Jager and then started taking his clothes off and groping himself, super sloppy"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
by Bitch_tits_bourner December 20, 2024

Ask Freddie Mitchell ... from college football at UCLA, playing the Rose Bowl to his years with the Philadelphia Eagles, NFC Championship and playing in the Super Bowl. Now, "Freddie Mitchell Brother's BBQ" ... get the straight scoop from the man himself,
"Freddie Mitchell is ready ........"
Ask Freddie Mitchell ... from college football at UCLA, playing the Rose Bowl to his years with the Philadelphia Eagles, NFC Championship and playing in the Super Bowl. Now, "Freddie Mitchell Brother's BBQ" ... get the straight scoop from the man himself, he wants you to know.... "Freddie is Ready.....
Ask Freddie Mitchell ... from college football at UCLA, playing the Rose Bowl to his years with the Philadelphia Eagles, NFC Championship and playing in the Super Bowl. Now, "Freddie Mitchell Brother's BBQ" ... get the straight scoop from the man himself, he wants you to know.... "Freddie is Ready.....
by BloggerDad April 29, 2009

Samantha Sack’s platonic mother and bestest buddy. Loves to take random videos of people being stupid and is very in love with her boyfriend. Comes to Sam’s house only for Louie and Squid Game.
by Boinger November 5, 2021
