80's muff

A really hairy, bushy vagina that hasn't been trimmed since the 80's.

Nancy-"Julonce why did Pedro break up with you?"
Julonce-"Because i have a mad 80's muff!"

by Julonce April 12, 2005

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MUFF-DIVER

(n) A lesbian. See also DOUCHEDRINKER, DYKE.

Rachel and Mary are a couple of muff-divers.

by J.M. Sweet February 23, 2004

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muff

To push someone's face with an open hand.

Kevin made a stupid remark, so I muffed him.

"You idiot, you deserve a muff for that one!"

by Justin Cognito January 7, 2006

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muffcabbage

An insult, made up by the people of New Jersey. It is calling you a dirty vagina. A muff is a vagina and cabbage is..cabbage. Therefore, it is either a dirty vagina or a vagina with cabbage in it.

You've got cabbage in your muff you muffcabbage!

by Rxmcr December 14, 2010

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muff bumping

v. the action or process of two women ingageing in intercourse.

Carolyn and Jill were continuously muff bumping while they were freshmen at SU.

by FaulkOFF May 20, 2006

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Muff Berries

Second or third generation of pubic lice eggs being formed as a result of condition being left untreated.

Ex. 1: Shannon, I just got one of your muff berries in my mouth. Alton Brown would say "That's not good eats!"

Ex. 2: Chris, there are three muff berries in my drink; are they yours? <nods> That's not kosher, bitch!

by dj.wav July 30, 2008

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