The Lewan Method

When you impregnate a women out of wedlock - wait months tell anyone. Then announce the fetus and propose at gun point.

Boy Jared sure did The Lewan Method to Angel.

by Randy the Reaper April 22, 2023

the Seattle Method

When your girl goes to Seattle to get train run on her.

Friend "Where's your girl at?"
You "She's in Seattle"

Friend "Bro your cooked, she's doing the Seattle Method"
You "What's that?"
Friend "You'll find out when she's back"

by Kdog May 5, 2024

Multi-alarm method

The strategy of setting a ridiculous amount of alarms in the morning that may go off at five to ten minute intervals in attempt to get you up in the morning. Has potential to be successful, depending on the stubbornness of the cranky sleeper.

“Wow Jim! I’m shocked you made it on time today, how did you do it?”
“I just discovered the multi-alarm method! Looks like I’ll never be late to work again!”

by Cmdrx321 November 13, 2011

The garden hose method

When you insert a garden hose into your rectum, allow all of the feces to wash out leaving a sparkling clean rectum. During this you insert another hose into the hole in your penis, but this time having the jet mode enabled, meanwhile jerking your penis to the beat of Tekashi 6ix9ine viral song Gooba.

I was feeling down and wanting to do something exiting and was recommended the garden hose method.

by I Love ABG's October 14, 2025

beef donut method

shaping ground beef into a donut shape, and then using it to stimulate your partner's penis

"she totally beef donutted me. it's the beef donut method."

by dogloverbutnotinthatway6969 June 19, 2018

The Bob Method

When one responds to any introduction (primarily that of the opposite gender) with "Hi.", thus ending the conversation.

Oh hey, how are you doing today Bob? You looked like you had a great time at the club last night.

Bob, using The Bob Method, would respond: "Hi."

by Johopeful September 10, 2021

frightentific method

This is the method used by Frightentists to both acquire study funding and generating an output; regardless of input; which is in support of the stated purpose of the study in order to ensure continued funding.

Using the frightentific method we were able to apply "corrections" to data in order to achieve the desired apocalyptic prediction and at the same time secure funding for the next five years.

by Nutty Tech June 3, 2017