by Wilson the Human January 11, 2022
A fort made from blankets or anything else in a shopping mall parking lot (covered or not) that's used for the purpose of having sex, making love, performing oral, and/or making cumsies.
Them: "Wow! Where have you guys been? You were supposed to meet us at the food court at 12:30! And why are your faces red?!"
Us: "Oh, you know, we were just hanging out in out mall fort and we lost track of time"
Us: "Oh, you know, we were just hanging out in out mall fort and we lost track of time"
by joski519 January 04, 2010
by mgsrj December 13, 2007
An enclosed or open-air shopping center with a high vacancy rate, most likely completely shut down. If not shut down, the mall's main anchors must be hanging on for dear life. Dead malls are usually torn down to make way for a lifestyle center.
Brenda: "Hey Harold, the Urbantown Center mall's main anchors just shut down! I wonder what'll happen now since its a dead mall!"
Harold: "As I said, it'll be run over by a nasty lifestyle center."
Harold: "As I said, it'll be run over by a nasty lifestyle center."
by zRxvr March 28, 2022
by Posersmustdie July 29, 2022
All middle class suburban males who prowl the local mall fiending around with no apparent destination
by Dejayboo May 15, 2015