by Kevin2630 September 6, 2011

by mr. hot sausage June 23, 2011

by radioav8r January 18, 2011

noun or verb -a spectacular repetitive explosion of queefs and a loved one is captured in astonishment by the queefing.
by Miss Stranddd September 12, 2009

v. Originating with the word ken
1. Can be said to have been experienced when, following defecation, one wipes one's anus only to discover that no residue has been left behind by the ken
1. Can be said to have been experienced when, following defecation, one wipes one's anus only to discover that no residue has been left behind by the ken
There was no toilet paper so I'd had to use my hand. Luckily I'd had a magic ken so-when I shook Her Majesty's hand later on-she didn't notice.
I've just had a magic ken. Must be all the brown bread I've been eating.
I've just had a magic ken. Must be all the brown bread I've been eating.
by Robert D Sykes April 26, 2005

A cherry tomato that magically soars across cafeterias and crashes onto one's salad container, usually filled with salad, leaving the innards of the salad container scattering across the floor, leaving the salad eater in mild confusion, because the tomato is usually too fast to be seen. After impact of the tomato it proceeds to go through the salad, hence magical, and roll across the rest of the cafeteria landing all the way against the back wall.
The magic tomato hit Chris's salad, leaving him in some confusion, and threw his salad on the floor.
by GrammEr Nazi May 19, 2011

When you put on a pair of shorts/pants and the first thing you do is put your hand in your pocket and surprisingly you find money in your pocket.
by ChadBro chill September 1, 2010
