field load

The huge load that you blow after being away on training for more than a couple of days.

Dude, after we got out of the field on Friday I blew a field load that my wife couldn't even swallow.

by his carpness February 13, 2009

loaded up

A man's rear end filled with seminal fluid after gay sex.

I just got loaded up. Do you want to cum add yours to my hole?

by BigHotChuck September 4, 2017

locked and loaded

A euphemism for preparing to cut a deadly fart.

I knew that familiar look passing across my husband of fifty years’ face; he was locked and loaded, so my defensive maneuver was to remove myself from his dangerous trajectory.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 20, 2019

Heavy Load

n.- to releasa a hot steamy pile of crap in one's undergarments.

"Dude, what the hell is that smell?"
"I think Jared released a heavy load"

by Stealthcrip October 13, 2005

Load Ghost

Easily confused with "Ghost Load" ... but very different.

Load Ghost is when it's been a while since a guy has blown his load... the massive amount of jizz that covers his chick's face causes her to run around the room going "Wooooooh".

After I moved to another state I only saw my girl once in a while, and every time she blew me I'd turn her into a Load Ghost.

by Treylee April 25, 2011

wide load

This term is usually given to an extremely fat person e.g. someone so fat that they have fat deposits on their back and an arse so big/wide that it’s in a different time zone to the rest of the body.

“Dave, mate, your bird is one ‘ell of a WIDE LOAD!” {Make air horn sound} “Coming through!”

by Miguel Hamburguesa September 29, 2006

night load

To take a crap in the middle of the night

Honey im gonna take a night load

by Joe Plate August 2, 2007