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limey

God's (of any religion) chosen people, live in a Green and Pleasant land known as England. Comes from the fact that the Royal Navy was clever enough to give its Sailors a good source of Vitamin C to stop them dropping down dead with scurvy. And as at that time we had the World's largest Navy we needed Sailors to man, see unlike you Americans we don't man equipment, we equip MEN (real men not pansies who hide behind a gun!). A good example of this is the fact that Basra seemed not to hate us, and we could walk around our part of Iraq with berets, whilst the Americans needed 5 metres (Metric term, slightly longer than a Yard) worth of Armour.
Red Neck: Ahh sucks being at sea so long, missin' ma cousin, I got this scurvy too.

Limey: Hmm try this Lime, although we don't molest our cousins where I'm from old chap, can't help on that one! Hmm nice tea, so much better than that bloody awful coffee you chaps drink!
by The British Officer March 23, 2007
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Limey

A term used to describe an English man or more generally a British citizen. Contrary to popular believe this proud nation of people don’t all have bad dental work or speak the Queens English but are probably one of the last countries on earth that don’t despise the Americans. The US owe its very existence to England/UK and without Britain that whole area would probably be some Spanish speaking shit hole like much of the rest of America. If you are going to comment on a country make sure you’ve been there or have ever left your own country at least. By the way no one says “old bean,” “Crikey” or “old chap” in Britain. In closing if you live on the west coast of America there is a good chance that you have some English or British blood in you.

Highly skilled at losing wars - I think America could be put in that bracket too.
Did he just call me a Limey, that one of the worst comebacks ever.
by Mark Hughes85 June 3, 2010
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Limp Wristed

A panzy, a bitch, a ginger (not necessarily with red hair). This can be a man or a women and it has no specific race, religion or creed. Its a simple word to describe someone weak or pussy. A whimp.
Dave- "Dude, this shit is hella heavy."
Bob- "Stop being such a limp wristed bitch!"
by ManWithAPlan June 18, 2009
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limey

AAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH! reading these definitions by REDNECK yanks makes me so angry. Limey means someone from England, an Amercian term and as they think, insult. Good one, saying that some British sailors used to eat limes? Please no more! Whereas I could say you fat yank, BURGERY or DONUTTY, haha funny innit you twats. 'Limeys' are the BEST people in the world, ( no i'm not biased) and are so much better because we are not part of America, and although we haven't got the brightest button in the jar for a political leader, at least he isn't a redneck. Good day to you, sir. RULE BRITTANIA - oh yeah,we already do.
Yank; Hey Bud, you know where the sheriffs office is? I wanna report a felony, some jackass jacked my corn-dog at the mall.
Limey: learn to speak properly, you terminology is infuriating as is your accent, good day to you. Jeeves, pour the tea.
by anti-yankee February 10, 2007
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limp bizkit game

It is called limp bizkit game or (more commenly known) soggy biscuit
by Munkkkkkkkwarrz1 July 12, 2009
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lippy

what those weird british people call lipstick
If I wear lippy, it will get all over my partner.
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A lumpy Jack

When a man who is having anal sex with another man shoves his balls up the other man's asshole.
Terry was going hard with Frank. They did everything; Terry said that he even gave Frank a lumpy Jack.
by Punk Rodgers May 19, 2009
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