Punching kitten

To have sex. If punching the clown is masturbating, punching kitten is having sex.

A particularly classy set of phrases aren't they?

"I spent the weekend punching kitten! You losers probably had to settle for punching the clown."

by Havoc79 June 10, 2008

Fresh Kitten

Whilst having intercourse, Listerine is poured into the vagina to give it a nice, tingly feeling. Before she climaxes, the partner gets down and lets her squirt their mouth and then proceeds to use it as normal mouth rinse.

"Your teeth look so white, what have you been doing?"

"Fresh Kittens."

by Safey October 12, 2012

Kitten Grenade

Kittens so cute its like a grenade explosion of cuteness. Usually talking about ones that are found in the pet store. Not the strays but the strays can also be part of a Kitten Grenade.

Those kittens werwe so cute I thought there was a kitten Grenade!

by TCx73 November 25, 2010

loose kittens

Female version of "free balling" refers to when a woman lets her pussy run free.

Dude Kelly must be easy she was loose kittens in geology today!

by titanfan January 18, 2011

Discord kitten

Someone that pretends to love a discord mod for nitro and other benefits

They will often meow for their discord mod

An example of a classic discord kitten is max’s girlfriend

Max’s girlfriend is a discord kitten

by L is yoloswagking March 28, 2023

had a kitten

To be extremely upset about something; to have a paroxysm of anger, fear, or pain; a shit-fit.

When she came home to find him fornicating with her prize azalea bushes, she just about had a kitten.

by Donkeyfly August 11, 2013

Bonsai Kittens

A hoax/shock site featuring young kittens being forced into too-small containers (jars, cubes, etc.) with a claim that you can grow kittens to be a certain shape, much like Japanese square watermelons.

See also Bonsai Kitty.

Troll: Hey guy, did you ever hear that kittens can be grown into cubes?
Guy: No....
Troll: bonsaikitten.com
Guy (after viewing site): ....Wut

Guy: Yea, Bonsai Kittens is definitely a shock site.

by computercat682 February 3, 2015