carpet jockey

(noun) One who is adept and dynamic in the art of cunnilingus. 2. One who enjoys muff diving.

That carpet jockey was audacious; it was the most vigorous display of stag film carpet jockeying I've ever seen.

by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008

jock

noun: Someone who takes the ideas of others; a poser.

verb: Taking someone's ideas; posing.

(and the athlete, obviously)

1) Mary is such a jock, i had those shoes last week.

2) Mary jocked those shoes.

by JaeHxC May 12, 2008

Jocke

Ett dampbarn som inte har något like, är arg över att han heter ”Jocke”.

”ÅÅÅÅOOOH JAG HETERRRRR JJJOOOOCKEEEE” - Jocke
”Fan vad Jocke ska vara arg då” - Jockes ”kompisar”

by Åffe October 9, 2020

mop jockey

n. Person, most commonly hispanic males, that decided to persue the Custodial Arts as their career of choice. See also janitor or squeegee master.

We all want to graduate from high school so we don't have to become mop jockeys or jizz moppers.

by Birdielin14 September 14, 2008

pencil jockeying

when an overpaid lawyer deliberately manipulates paperwork so that a client is dismissed of his/her charges and walks away from a situation that they were guilty of.

Can you believe all the pencil jockeying that goes on in the american judicial system today?

by Mickey Darling August 4, 2009

jockin

n. when someone is trying to be like you

Stop jockin my style

by fly May 13, 2004

knob jockey

Meaning 1.
A Homosexual man that rides the knob/head of the penis to minimize penetration/painfulness during anal intercourse.

Meaning 2.
A anal retentive (tight assed) person that won't do a friend a small favour. The payout factor is that usually during sex the entire penis (shaft and knob) penetrates or is riden. This meaning suggests that via being a knob jockey and not a cock jockey that they are not giving the other party the satisfaction of riding the entire shaft rather than just the knob. Somewhat of a bastard.

Example 1.

Dude, I heard Rodney is a knob jockey.

Example 2.

Frances, fuck that man is so tight with is cash. Fucking knob jokcey.

by TROYum May 4, 2005