An absolute God of hockey. Usually destroys all hope for your team in a playoff series and rips the souls of opponent fans and shits on their children's dreams.
by CaptStabbin727 May 21, 2015
A hoarder of community food.
by notMJno March 21, 2010
What conservative Republicans think about when they are masturbating. Put otherwise, it is a vast, sprawling wasteland of large houses, restaurants like Applebee's and Chili's, Protestant churches, and golf courses. Living there is kind of like watching paint dry, but without all the excitement.
Let's move to Johnson County so we don't have to be around blacks, gays, liberals, latinos, or Catholics ever again!
by Expat227 December 31, 2008
Eric G. Johnson is a renowned musician. He is best known for his skills as a pianist. He performs novelty ragtime as well as many other genres including anywhere from popular songs and themes to abstract hip-hop, blues and jazz. He also plays ukulele, accordion, guitar, and harmonica.
Eric Johnson is a talented musican.
by anonymous12906767 February 03, 2010
(somoene punches pat in the face) "Man Pat, you just got nigger johnsoned"
"You nigger johnsoned that kid when you stole his money"
"You nigger johnsoned that kid when you stole his money"
by Burnsy87 January 31, 2007
The appearance of one's penis after you have had intercourse with your menstruating girlfriend/acquaintance/spouse.
by BBBMD November 05, 2007
by bojzzle January 19, 2010