An extraordinary man with the most lovely bedroom eyes, an absurdly seductive grin, and beautiful brown hair that always smells absolutely wonderful. He is always warm, and ticklish in a few places that make him twitch cutely. He has ugly penis, fat vaginia, very small, depression, autistic, obese, sucks dick, and gay in fucking generally. He is retarded, gay, sucks dick, and fucks his dad because he is gay and fucks his dad. He leads and gets carried by Vilious and PlazmaR, escpically PlazmaR.
John is silver 3
by Vilious March 06, 2017
John has lost it
by KATSARETHEBEST April 20, 2017
A term used by pussies who deny humility or loss with sad and pathetic excuses. Typically associated with the smash bros melee community.
by Filthy Internet dweller August 10, 2018
won't let anyone, anything stop him from what he wants when he knows what he wants (!)
quite shy but deeply loving. a shame only very few will ever be able to enjoy his layered depths.
hardcore trust issues due to his past combined with his personality.
His willingness to learn and sacrifice is a sight to behold.
Also playful, mean, likes to tease who he likes and who likes him, runs away when emotionally challenged or when boner is arriving.
quite shy but deeply loving. a shame only very few will ever be able to enjoy his layered depths.
hardcore trust issues due to his past combined with his personality.
His willingness to learn and sacrifice is a sight to behold.
Also playful, mean, likes to tease who he likes and who likes him, runs away when emotionally challenged or when boner is arriving.
by Krkič February 05, 2020
Basically a complete faggot with no money doesn't know how to take care of cars with a small penis and has no friends at all
by Eternal Grey November 30, 2017
A suicidal guy who's vegan that for some reason likes Twizzlers and is rumored to shoot up the school one day. He also smokes a lot of weed.
Person 1:" Woah that guy looks suicidal for a vegan, you think he might shoot up the school before he dies"
Person 2:" Nah nah nah nah, that's just a "John", you find a lot of those in hell holes like this high school.
Person 2:" Nah nah nah nah, that's just a "John", you find a lot of those in hell holes like this high school.
by Homosexuals In Hawaii November 22, 2017