No Jizz January

For any victors I’d destroy your dick December this is how you detoxify your body and gain your weather controlling powers and flying abilities once more

Ey bro u heard bout no jizz January

Yeah bro I did DDD and I feel like shit no I’m gonna cleanse my body and soul maaaaaaaaan

by FallieWagon November 22, 2018

and all that jizz

A variation of 'and all that jazz' where jazz means stuff, in this version it can mean stuff or unneccesary stuff or stuff that has a bad connotation or even a sexual connotation. It can also be just a way of saying 'all that jazz' that is unexpected and amusing.

I recently went through a divorce and all that jizz, now I'm ready to start dating again.

by James Franco's Mom December 6, 2010

jizz lite

Semen with no sperm present. Produced by men who have had a vasectomy.

I've been shooting jizz lite since I got my nuts snipped but my wife says it all tastes the same.

by G-Spunk December 7, 2006

Jizz Mortar

Action in which a male positions the angle of his penis in such a manner as to drop his jizz from above on an unsuspecting female.

I got my trajectory wrong when I tried to surprise attack your mom with a jizz mortar.

by Ramsus90 November 21, 2010

jizz fairy

a mythical fairy that visits males during sleep and sprinkles them with semen. the jizz fairy is used to explain nocturnal emissions (also known as "wet dreams").

The jizz fairy paid me a visit last night, so I decided to wash my sheets today.

by E. Ho February 19, 2009

jizz cracker

When a group of males, such as a football or hockey team, punish a rookie player by each person jizzing on the same cracker then the rookie has to eat it.

Carlos is a new player, so we're going to give him the jizz cracker next tournament.

by Evan Met January 15, 2006

dr jizz

a man who can produce the largest amount of jizz (sperm) in his area/town

"dude after last nite i gota be crowned dr jizz"

by kevin barry August 31, 2008