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Jared McCain

The greatest basketball player ever and the best TikTok dancer.
"Yo man did you hear that Jared McCain put up a quadruple double yesterday?" "Wow I always knew he was the goat."
by Beact December 3, 2024
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Jared Parks

tall skinny kid with a broken back who acts tougher on text than in person. He will threaten to beat you up on text but will slap you on the cheek and say he beat the shit outta you.
by Mark Sanito December 10, 2019
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Jared

jared is a very tall and sexy guy, he is very loving, caring, kind, and has a big dick. he’s a good guy who likes to make people laugh. he has a fat touchable ass. an amazing bf when he wants to be. sucks at Fortnite and will never be good. if your his gf keep him he’s reassuring and makes you feel loved try not to lose him. he definitely not a yn.
OMG look it’s Jared
by Johny Lawrence December 15, 2024
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Jared

A Candian who likes Hockey and looks like a Discord Moderator
by NattyJ_ July 20, 2023
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Jared Mojarro

A very big individual that loves playing the hit game Blox Fruit to beat a very coincidently names person named Kai.
A dream to be big and get bigger to out big all the big people. Even Richard Machai.
He's such a Jared Mojarro, he's HUGE!
He seems a little Jared Mojarro, a little pep in his step!
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jared

a boy who engulfs ballsacks or semen
Oh jared these nuts
by adamleancoma September 3, 2021
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Jared Ellis

To humiliate someone by rejecting them publicly
Person 1: “Eww I don’t want him to bring me flowers

Person 2: “Jared Ellis his ass!!”
by Keeks maleeks February 25, 2022
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