Cucina italiana

L'arte di cucinare propria della penisola italiana, comprende piatti famosi in tutto il mondo (pasta e derivati, pizza ecc.). È copiata con disperato furore all'estero, con risultati per lo più ridicoli.

"Di nuovo pasta col ketchup!! Mai uno che conosca la cucina italiana"

"Ehi l'altro giorno ho rimorchiato Elena dopo aver cucinato per lei" " La cosa non mi stupisce, del resto quel piatto di amatriciana è autentica CUCINA ITALIANA"

by p993 October 22, 2013

Italian

Italian

One of the best etnithities to be. Great food, great language great cars, great everything. All you fake ghetto Nike wearing wannabes that wish they were Italian need to die. And if you are or claim to be ''Italian'' you are probably Italian by injection

I'm Italian...be jelous

by Your Mom in a bikini June 30, 2006

Italian Bakewich

The act of stuffing a condom full of cold left over italian meats, (ie. sausage, meat balls, brigole etc.) then using it as a dildo untill luke warm, and fanally cutting open and consuming contents.

I gave my girl an Italian bakewich today; I have never been so stuffed, and neither has she.

by AstroJACK! November 25, 2010

V-Itamin

Slang for vicodin

You got that V-Itamin?

by christina and sam December 4, 2003

Itatiba

The smallest place you ever been to. Full of weird people and hills. DO NOT GO THERE!

Guy: Lets go to Itatiba
Local: Are you out of our mind!

by Nego vei February 23, 2011

Italian Poncho

Long neck hair that covers the shoulders.

"Is that a dolphin covered in kelp?"
"No, it's just an Italian Poncho."
"Or is it shoshana?"

by jvsmb April 10, 2012

Italian Wristwatch

The act of taking one's penis and wrapping it around his own wrist, to where the head is tucked back out of sight. In doing so, you have the fashionable appearance of a fleshy watch band. Perhaps it should be called the Italian bracelet, but it is more of a counter to the Irish wristwatch.

Once again, Jeff texted me a picture of his Italian wristwatch. It is right on time every Monday morning

by Jeffh October 8, 2013