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desert island artist 

Albums by a single artist which you would be okay with being stranded on a desert island with. See Good Music.
"My desert island artist is totally David Bowie."

Westport Island 

1. Island in south-east Maine really dang close to the border. Wicked scenery, ten miles long, one mile wide, solitary gas station with fraggin' expensive coffee filters if you run out on Christmas Day. That and a firehouse. Not much else, really.
That last town we went through was so small it coulda been Westport Island.
Westport Island by Mainer in Exile January 12, 2009

long Island Bonesaw

Bringing a prositiute to your beach house
scotts plan for a "Long Island Bonesaw," was derailed by a police investigation.
long Island Bonesaw by hoss geller September 10, 2011

long island clam chowder

When a guy blows a load in a girls dirty pussy and then lets it crust up before eating her out
Jon was hungry from banging Kelly so he had some long island clam chowder from her discolored box

Long Island Cheesecake 

The act of shoving 2-day old bar mitzvah cookies in a woman's vagina while she's having a yeast infection.
Last night after the movie, I saw my wife making a Long Island Cheesecake using the Silverstein's leftover bar mitzvah cookies.

Fire Island Deluxe 

A variation of the Long Island Special where the wax technician waxes the asshole with one hand and jacks off the recipient with the other.
I usually get a Long Island Special, but I'd totally be down for a good handy. How about a Fire Island Deluxe?
Fire Island Deluxe by Barran301 September 14, 2016