iBoner

Emotional hard-on caused by over glorification and or idolization of Steve Jobs and or apple product at any point in a conversation.

All Jenniffer could talk about last night was Steve Jobs and her iPhone. She totally got an iBoner.

by Poke smot August 1, 2012

iPhone 8

See iPhone 6s

Look at my iPhone 8 I got in 2015.

by WhyAreYouFuckingThisReading June 4, 2018

Iphone

gay

omg ur iphone

by PatekWater69 May 15, 2019

Iphone 11 pro max

The new apple Iphones which have fidget spinner looking cameras and they have super long names as usual but you can also call this phone Iphone fidget spinner pro max.It’s mostly used too flex.The design has not changed at all since the last two years because we’re apple and we make you buy any Iphone no matter what.

Tony:Hey did you see my new Iphone 11s Pro Max ?

Johnny:That’s a pretty dumb name for a phone...
Johnny:Can you spin the fidget spinner at the top of the phone?
(Iphone 11s pro max is next year’s model)
Iphone 11 Pro max means the new Fidget spinner looking Iphone

by Flammyboiii October 1, 2019

iPhone

Something that breaks in one drop

Lucas dropped his iPhone and it broke so he decided to buy an Android and it was so much better

by Johnny Johnny no papa October 15, 2019

iphone

an awesome way to watch porn online and be able to have phone sex

Hey babe, let's do phone sex with and IPHONE

by megablast5606 November 14, 2019

iphone 6

a waste of money

"hey the iphone 6 is out! whats new about it"

"pretty much nothing"

by bethann4j September 17, 2014