Taint-genie

Sparkling clean for the in between!

Girl said my shit was dirt mcgurk...
I said damn: "bitch this shit was taint-genie yesterday". Don't be diggin seagulls ho.

by B Tsunami April 16, 2019

Gamer Taint

When you’ve been sitting in your chair all day gaming and your sweaty taint’s been collecting some stank

Damn, I gotta serious case of Gamer Taint going on.

by GamerTaint February 19, 2021

Taint Knuckle

Someone that shoves all their fingers into a females vagina, so that their knuckles are touching the taint...

Dude my bro Jackson just taint knuckled Rhonda.

by The Judge of the Northeast April 26, 2015

taint raider

taint raider,one who licks and sucks on anothers taint without consent and with confusion and awkardness of the person that is getting there taint raided.

i was at the bar the other night and went to take a shit,in the stall a guy poked his head under the stall.i think he was going to try raiding my taint.what a taint raider.

by chewy the avenger January 27, 2012

taint truffles

The little bits of shit that get caught up in your taint hairs.

I went down on a woman and while eating her out I felt like a pig rooting out her taint truffles.

by Imafunny August 1, 2017

taint breakfast

noun;
The act of violently forcing another persons face into their own taint/twat. Either pushing down forwards or bending backwards (scorpion)

Sean was acting like a real douchenozzel, so I gave him a hot taint breakfast.

by TheRealMasterBlaster December 11, 2013

taint massage

Using your hand,gently message the taint until your partner is ready to be mounted.

Wow Nic sure knows how to perform a taint massage. That cow is about ready to mount!

by COYBOY NIC May 16, 2018