The alternate hand to Master Hand. While Master Hand is the manifest of creation, Crazy Hand is the manifest of destruction. His first appearance in Super Smash Bros. Melee, he appeared alongside Master Hand if you got through Classic in a certain way.
Ex: Auuuugh! I just saw another hand trying to kill me!!
Lax: That depends... Which one was it?
Ex: Left!
Lax: Crazy Hand?
Lax: That depends... Which one was it?
Ex: Left!
Lax: Crazy Hand?
by Jack Spearow April 30, 2008
by Dantastic!!! a.k.a skipper March 07, 2008
The act of two gay men jacking off eachother; the first one to jizz is the winner and takes it in the ass (optional)
Also code word for gays so people "dont know" what it means.
Also is a derogetory term for gays like rump ranger butt pirate fudge packer
Also code word for gays so people "dont know" what it means.
Also is a derogetory term for gays like rump ranger butt pirate fudge packer
by Hahhamecool April 09, 2010
When trying to remove the pit from an avocado & end up slicing/cutting open your hand, resulting going to the doctors for stitches.
person 1: what happened to Becky?
person 2: she got avocado hand & went to the doctors
person 1: that's some white people shit
person 2: she got avocado hand & went to the doctors
person 1: that's some white people shit
by fernvndooo May 12, 2017
by onbusmis February 22, 2009
While Dick Cheney was giving me a handjob, but was too tired to continue, I took hold of his wrist and gave him a helping hand. The helping hand provides a somewhat similar experience and sensation to the Stranger in the Night.
by Jon Vermillion and E.B. July 25, 2005
An awkward, often painful handjob given by an inexperienced female where the recipient's penis is squeezed in a pulsing manner rather than stroked up and down, resulting in the discomfort of the recipient.
"I thought she knew what she was doing up until she completely crushed my penis with her Hulk Hands."
by hulkhands May 20, 2010