darkness and loneliness

Emo's and depressed people's best friends

Happy kid: "hey do you have any best friends?"
Depressed kid: "yea..."
Happy kid: "well, what's their names?"
Depressed kid: "darkness and loneliness"

by TacoJay October 31, 2018

Dark Candle

A Black Man or Woman who does not cast a Shadow because they are too black.

Wasup mah bruver, yous a dark candle or whats?

by Tim232 February 13, 2010

Dark Garland

Attorney General Merrick Garland’s alter ego

One day after transnational mobster and criminal The Former Guy demanded DOJ release the warrant to search his Florida shithole, Dark Garland stepped to the podium and said “I’ve authorized release of the warrant so America can see how royally fucked you are. your move, traitor”

by Uncle Joosie August 11, 2022

Dark Pasta

The invisible, intangible part of an Italian restaurant meal that you never eat but know must exist because of the difference between the value of the food you did eat and the price you paid for it.

$15? Must be 70% Dark Pasta.

by PJ_W January 23, 2010

Ian darke

Greatest commentator ever. His voice is world renowned

Did u watch the World Cup final? No who commentated? Ian darke. Ah damnit

by Sergio el Chico April 27, 2013

Dark Margaret

A sugar mommy for a middle aged man. Often useful during a midlife crisis

John: I think I might be having a midlife crisis, thinking about buying a new car or getting a piercing

Chris: get a Dark Margaret

by Winelover42069 September 06, 2021

Dark Knighter

When one decides to see a movie several times, sometimes in succession, much like how many people saw The Dark Knight at least three times.

I hope you brought money for lots of popcorn. Billy and the gang are pulling a Dark Knighter.

A: Dammit, we missed the opening sequence to Watchmen!
B: It's all good, we're probably gonna pull a Dark Knighter so you should see the scene at least twice more.

by {my/life/has/a/soundtrack} March 09, 2009