Cabbage Night

The night mom cooks cabbage for the whole family and, as a consequence, turns their digestive tracts into a nuclear fart factory, the gas of which permeates the entire household and forces everyone to tear open their windows like delirious fugitives, turn on their fans and spray enough cucumber melon body spray to choke a horse.

*in a sing-song style*

"Yes, it's cabbage night...and my ass ain't feelin' right."
*sprays some cucumber body spray*
*toilet flushes*
*windows open all over the house*

by Belinski April 26, 2017

rice and cabbage

the act of doing better, or looking good.

Yass bitch, you know your girl ate her rice and cabbage when she was at prom.

by TheKingOfThisThang November 15, 2015

cabbage patch

a person that was brutally rape behind the head by a horny donkey, and got left with a huge scar of a misrable memeroy.

Adel went to a petting zoo after getting drunk at a party and woke up with a donkey next to him and felt a tingling pain in his head. After going to the hospital the docter said he had a case of cabbage patchness he said it'll take years to recover. After years of pain he still can't think right.

by Sysco August 03, 2006

muff cabbage

vagina

Snooki want smush smush. Snooki wants your douglas in her muff cabbage.

by jerseyshore99 October 14, 2010

Chinese Cabbage

An umbrella term for two legumes of the cabbage family:

1) Napa Cabbage (used mainly for Kimchi)
2) Bok Choy

Person A: Hey do you want to buy some Chinese cabbage?
Person B: Ok but which Chinese cabbage?
Person A: Hmmmmmm, that's a good question 🤔🤔

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 15, 2021

Cabbage sexual

The sexual attraction to cabbages

I think i might be cabbage sexual guys! Im so attracted to this cabbage in my garden!

by Cabbage_master might be curius October 02, 2022

Cabbage Hammer

A term used by your orchestra that expresses how he/she/they have too much free time.

My sister insists that the term cabbage hammer is a real term that people use.

by imoverit@17 June 02, 2021