Ligma mail

A male who is the opposite of sigma

My physics teacher is such a ligma mail.

by chai06.vijay February 19, 2023

Mailing the Package

a term used after having sex with a woman

Oh sorry Brian I was too busy mailing the package

by PowerOf1000Chins July 12, 2019

MAIL

My Ass Is Laughing

Used to describe when something is so funny LMAO just won't cut it.

Chapman: anal is for assholes
Ottoman: MAIL rn

by Lectric Larry January 21, 2019

v-mailed

(verb) synonymous with reject -- to force an unwanted call to your voice mail. Typically used in the past tense, since the person having the action performed on him/her is unaware until the v-mailing occurs. While getting sent to vmail can occur for good reason i.e. person being called is in class/at work or talking with someone else, it tends to create feelings of woe regardless.

"Man, I stared at my phone for an hour wanting to call that girl, and when I finally pressed send, she fuckin' v-mailed my ass!"

"Dude, don't feel bad about v-mailing that punk. Now he's got a limited time to convince you to call his ass back."

by een January 3, 2009

moist mail

when your mailman cums on your mail

I hate our mail man he's always putting moist mail in out box

by Cheetomilk March 3, 2017

Robo-mail

Email that comes in from automated sources that a user has subscribed to, such as newspapers, blogs, retailers, travel sites, the Urban Dictionary etc.

Just checked my email and dang, nothing but robo-mail. Or: Sorry, your reply got buried in my robo-mail.

by Dr. Determined February 9, 2010

e-mail failure

when you type someone’s name wrong in an email but the government knows who you were trying to contact and contacts them through esp anyways.

The e-mail failure had someone thinking about the sender during the day.

by Coop Dupe December 12, 2019