ipod

I really don't know why so many people are hating on the iPod. I, personally, think it's great. While it's more expensive than some MP3 players that do the same thing, it just appeals to me more than other MP3 players. I think it has great battery life, the videos look really good, and I really like the click wheel. Sure, it's a pretty penny, but I think it's very worth it. I didn't buy it because I wanted to look cool, I bought it because I wanted a reliable MP3 player that looked nice, was easy to use, and was sturdy.

However, the headphones they give you are COMPLETE SHIT. Mine broke after a day and I had to buy new ones. LAME.

"Hey guys I got an iPod!"
"You retard, a Creative Zen is like way cheaper and has the same storage."
"Uh..FUCK YOU because iPods are way better.."

by madcow4668 August 24, 2007

ipod spamming

The act of downloading more songs than one is actually planning to listen to.

This is usually done by people wishing to raise the number of songs on their ipod in an attempt to seem cooler than they actually are.

"Wow how did Gidaro get so many songs on his ipod"

"Well I suggested a good song to him and he went and downloaded every song that band has ever made"

by Borange July 18, 2005

ipod sex

1. The act of sharing earbuds with another person on your iPod, listening to music together.

2. The acting of sharing music on your iPod with another willing person.

Last night, I had the best iPod sex ever after an iPod date.

by BenderRobot June 9, 2010

ipod

the item that is very commonly baught all because people belive they are the best
when truly, ipods are junk
fucking horrible little shit mongrals

i want to smash your ipod

by frozenbrains October 3, 2006

iPod Human

A person, being of either the male or female gender, who can name at least the title and artist of almost any song of decent quality (see rock and roll) and sometimes the album, background information about the song or artist, or lyrics for foolish non-iPods that can't seem to hear perfectly slurred musical lyrics. Often the D.J. or MC of a party or gathering, also works great in freakshows.

*Rolling Stones' Paint it Black is playing in a hotel room during a school Washington, D.C. trip*

Jeremy (singing along): "I see a rainbow and I want to paint it black.."

Luke (iPod Human): "Ah fuck, lil' kid, can't you hear?!"

Jeremy: "Yeah.. I'm PRETTY SURE its 'I see a rainbow,' what else would it be?"

Luke: "try 'I see a red door,' lil' idiot. Don't argue with me about the Stones, or anybody. This song specifically is from their Aftermath album"

Jeremy: "That doesn't sound right. You don't even know what you're talking about."

Luke: "Wanna bet, bitch?!"

*quick chacha text for the sake of un-biased answers*

Luke: "Yeap, it's 'red door' not 'rainbow' you little rainbow lovin' homo. I told you so."

Jeremy: "You darned iPod Humans! Where can I get one of you?!"

by Luke "THE TRUTH" W. November 16, 2010

Iraqi ipod

having sexual relations with the empty eye socket of a human skull.

"After Susie got drunk she took out her glass eye and Jassim gave her an Iraqi ipod last night!"

by Hoe Inn May 28, 2009

Ipod Whore

Someone who has sex with another people merely download songs legally from Itunes.

Person1: Hey lets have sex.
Person2: How much do you want?
Person1: Just let me download some music from your Itunes acount.
Person2: No way you sick Ipod Whore!

by Darioples September 15, 2006