horse cropping

Verb. A form of male masterbation. When a male tucks his erect penis between his legs with his knees tucked to his chest and overhand grips his member behind his body (knuckles up) whilst inserting his thumb into his own anus.

We walked in on him horse cropping. It was brutal.

by Tytdafbe February 23, 2019

horse helicopter

the sex move in which a male gently glides a female's foot along the seam of his ballsack whilst farting

Trevor: "Jerry gave Sarah the old Horse Helicopter at the party last night."
Brad: "No way!"

by gayhorsegayhorse April 20, 2019

Horse Hung

An extraordinarily large flaccid dick

Red is horse hung, his flaccid dick is bigger than Nick's hard one

by mackenziesvirginity July 24, 2022

race horse

an animal that really really has to pee

Stanley has to pee like a race horse.

by sudinam September 25, 2014

horse dick

Large penis, i.e. 8 inches or more.

Beemio's got what you call a horse dick.

by Beemio January 25, 2008

Horse Girl

A girl who owns a horse and/or has her social media profile picture set as her and her horse. Accuses people of pretending to be "country" on a constant basis. Generally emotionally unstable and all around insane.

Dude that girl at the show last night was cute.

Nah man she added me on Facebook... She's a horse girl.

by ShanTee February 8, 2014

charley horse

a painful muscular cramp

Makoto: loraz's checkup is finished, he's in good working order.
doc: *gripes in pain screaming*
Usagi: what's going on, doc? and for goodness sake, speak the lord's English!
Doc: I have a severe Charley Horse in my left knee
Makoto: ouch.
doc: ouch is right, li'l miss goodwrench!
loraz: *laughing hysterically*

by Stupidly Sophisticated December 24, 2013