Holy Blunt

A blunt that is made from paper obtained from a Bible.

Where tf is the Bible? I need my weed now bruh.
Don't worry I made a holy blunt while you were sleeping.

by Billcosbyeatme January 22, 2021

Holy hymen

When you find out that your girlfriend is a virgin, and you thought she wasn't.

Holy hymen! What's that?

by Kmdl January 6, 2018

Holy Corpse

The corpse of Jesus Christ which grants people stand abilities. Also, the president of the United States is after it

Johnny: Look Gyro! I'm spinning the holy corpse!
Gyro: What the fuck.

by Bttlckr September 13, 2020

Holy Clap

Used instead of holy shit

HOLY CLAP THAT NIGGA GONNA DO IT!

by DaddyDaniel May 23, 2016

Holy Shower

The act of making five women squirt while performing the pleasure vortex. This performance often occurs over a sheet with a hole below. After a pleasure vortex is taken place after its 187 minute period, the Holy Water is collected and stored in the sacred pit, allowing easy access for later beverages. This beverage is known as Dasani Water.

Argiel-Mind if I take part in the Holy Shower this evening father?
Cyprian-Your sister is performing, but care to take part. Please bring home Dasani Water, for our family might indulge.

by semensquid489 May 5, 2022

holy carpola

The Mormon or otherwise oppressive way of saying holy crap or holy crapola

Kid goes to church with parents.
Parents are cult-following LDS members.
Kid finds out it's all a lie.
Kid exclaims, "Holy Carpola!"

by TheNewLucilleBallstrikesagain,thistime,#2..noshit.punsintended April 30, 2008

holy cripe

Phrase favorited by Canadians, especially in the Northern Maine area. Used in place of "Holy Crap"

Jeff: "Wow look at that swamp donkey eh?!"
Bob: "Holy Cripe sport, look at the size of that!!"

by JeezumRice June 28, 2017