[having text]

1. The beginning stage of a relationship when you spend countless hours sending text messages back and forth.

2. Flirtatious text messaging

I swear I'm going to get carpal tunnel in my thumbs from "having text" all night, when in fact it should be my hamstrings that hurt.

by BigDsmuck December 9, 2008

having a mung

Chomping into something real hard.

Eating in general.

Not related to mung

Omg having a mung on this apple.

This bread is so good have a mung.

by Beashaz September 21, 2016

Having Taste

Knowing that Sweet Victory is the superior Spongebob song

Having taste is knowing Sweet Victory is so much better than Ripped Pants

by Garrett Williams June 6, 2020

Sam Hastings

In cooking, to overuse garlic or undercook potatos.

He's pulled a Sam Hastings.

by Captain Scotch Egg January 15, 2010

reed hastings

The worst business blunder that can made at any given moment which always results in the immediate loss of an important contract.

Our business relationship with the county school board was excellent until Gary pulled a reed hastings and got caught downloading over 60 giga-bites of gay midget kiddie porn on the school nurses computers.

by OXXO and XOOX November 5, 2011

men having curfew

Men having curfew??????? thats sexist

men having curfew is sexist

by ppman12345 May 15, 2021

Blocking the Hastings

This is a gay 3-way when 2 guys double team another guy . One guy selfishly cums inside his anus, thus blocking the other guy from using it.

Mark was so pissed at Sam for Blocking the Hastings.

by RobJeremy May 19, 2016