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by GuidoTexan October 18, 2010
When a dude gels his pubes in a part down the middle with hair pointing straight down on each side. Pubes should resemble the nail-remover on a hammer.
by S.E.Mc-D February 18, 2009
by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2018
A saying used to describe the expulsion of a large bowl movement that's urgency grows quickly and unexpectedly.
"Damn Griff, that Old Country Buffet really got me. Stop at this Dunkin Donuts so I can drop a hammer."
by SwankyJohn October 07, 2014
Horribly manicured toes, foot fungus, and yellow toe nailed nasty wiggly bent awkward freakish toes.
In some cases, an infected toe, that is giant, and in extremely inflammed may be considered a hammer toe.
In some cases, an infected toe, that is giant, and in extremely inflammed may be considered a hammer toe.
by Glen W. June 09, 2005
A Dumb hammer is a flaccid penis that is attached to a stupid, wasted, drunken man. Who will flash his penis and expect everyone to think it is something that is worth looking at.
Brian was in his house and his windows were open and he was choking his chicken and someone outside looks in and can see him spanking his money and yells, Quit abusing your dumb hammer....
Or
Brian, sittin in his lawn chair naked and wasted, sloshing his beer down his gullet, stands up and yells, "Get a load of this and stands up and waves his penis at the crowd. Someone from the crowd laughs and points, laughs and yells, PUT THAT DUMB HAMMER AWAY.
Or
Brian, sittin in his lawn chair naked and wasted, sloshing his beer down his gullet, stands up and yells, "Get a load of this and stands up and waves his penis at the crowd. Someone from the crowd laughs and points, laughs and yells, PUT THAT DUMB HAMMER AWAY.
by eve co October 04, 2009