by HeadPlug April 06, 2004
When a dude rubs his hand(s) on his sweaty ball sac, aproaches someone from behind, and proceeds to wipe the tangy nutjuice all over the unsuspecting face.
Asshole 1: Is it humid, or is it just me?
Asshole 2: No dude, thats a Greasy Ski-mask!
Asshole 2: Fuck you.
Asshole 2: No dude, thats a Greasy Ski-mask!
Asshole 2: Fuck you.
by Billy Buttcrack July 29, 2011
An adjective used to describe a haggard or uncleansly-looking person. Also used to describe a person's hair.
Cally O'Mally looked like a greasy pork chop in last week's episode of "Grey's Anatomy".
Eww, that chick looks like she brushed her hair with a greasy pork chop.
Eww, that chick looks like she brushed her hair with a greasy pork chop.
by Anonym. May 03, 2007
YOU BIG FAT "GREASY NONCE NUGGET", DEAD NAN NO MOM GAY DAY YOUR SISTER GOT DOWN SYNDROME SO BAD SHE GOT UP, LEFT AND RIGHT SYNDROME TOO YOU FUCKING COCK GOBBLING DOPPELGANGER!!!
by Flabbagooder January 12, 2015
The act of pouring olive oil into a person’s anus and then quickly inserting your foot as far in there as you can.
Karen: “Last night Jon gave me a greasy mud boot. It was amazing”
Jen: “I wish my man would do that”
Jen: “I wish my man would do that”
by Middle aged middle white male November 14, 2020
by sanitys_fall March 25, 2022
To fuck the belly button of your partner. To insert the penis in the belly-button and have intercourse. Dubbed for its similarity to poking a roast-beef or chicken with a meat-thermometer or poker to see if it is tender.
Hugh Jass: Wow, you have an amazing girlfriend. I'd like to pull a Greasy Meat-Poker on her!
Wifebee Tier: Oh ya, Amerikan man, oh yeah. But only Ie kan.
Wifebee Tier: Oh ya, Amerikan man, oh yeah. But only Ie kan.
by G.M.H. June 02, 2009