Gooch Lift

An attack in which the attacker begins by sneaking up behind the victim to prepare for the strike, for it must be efficient and swift. The attacker proceeds to maneuver their arm quickly through the victims legs, around the gooch, while lifting up. When performed properly, the gooch lift will leave the victim in the air and embarrassed as their shit is crushed between the attacker's arm and their gooch. Often causes clenching to occur.

The children in the class room laughed, as they saw a fellow lad left defenseless in the air as he was being gooch lifted

by Extreme Dicktator March 12, 2010

Gooch Splat

The act of ejaculating on the small area between the vagina and the asshole

I fucked her pussy then quickly pulled out so I could give her a good ol' fashioned GOOCH SPLAT!

by samsterbot November 17, 2010

gooch rupture

When the piece of skin between your balls and your arse explodes from either doing a large shit or insertion of an external object.

Doctor, we have a category 5 gooch rupture.

by Quickstix45 January 29, 2015

coochie gooch

another slang word for vagina usually referring to a recently deflowered inexperienced vagina looking for a good time

a more clean pussy

Guy1: hey you know lisa?
Guy2: hot blonde big boobs?
Guy1: Yeah i heard her coochie gooch was way tight!!!!
Guy2: you tryna hit that?

by Altairsgeniusalliance January 1, 2012

Gooch lip's

Gooch lips is when a obese strumpets Gooch has a fold in then middle due to the rotundness of the individual

Charlie look at that I bet her Gooch lip's smell like stilton

by Super sausage October 31, 2023

Gooch Rag

Somebody who gives the name douchebag a bad name.
Inspired by the term Gooch
A Gooch Rag is a dirty old rag that is used to clean the gooch area of the body (the part of the body between the Asshole & the testicles).

That guy is such a Gooch Rag!
John that GR stole my business plans!

GR is short for Gooch Rag (and much cooler to use).

by S D June 3, 2008

gooch pump

its the area between your balls and ass.. if you press on it at the right time during a gnarly pisser you get the perfect drip

i had to take steamy leaky and thank god i used the gooch pump or else i wouldve been all warmy in my pantalones

by DopeDudeDustin August 28, 2021