Gonker

Meaning large when describing drug use.

Dude that’s a gonker of a line! ; Excuse me good sir but I’m about to do a gonker line.

by GioFvckinVanni January 20, 2025

gooner-fried

When someones excessive tendency to goon has irreparably damaged their way of thinking, a chronic case of "thinking with your cock" so to speak

"you are so gooner-fried it's pathetic honestly

by Evilasscrackkka January 24, 2025

Goonerism

The religion of being a gooner and worshipping the Eye of Rah. Often leaving its members a martyr and uniting for goonsesh's with other members.

Cafe Worker: Sir, have you been here before?
Goon Lord: Yes.
Cafe Worker: Sir, you need to leave.
Goon Lord: But miss, I'm a part of Goonerism

by SigmaSigmaOnTheWall January 29, 2025

Gooner

A "Gooner" (derived from the English slang "goner") describes something or someone that is completely lost, beyond saving, or without any chance of recovery. It signifies that a situation is hopeless, something is irreversibly defeated, or someone is done for.

"that was it for him, he is a gooner."

Often also used in Video Games. E.g. "The B1 objective is lost. B1 is a gooner"

by LASZONE January 30, 2025

gooneral

a funeral for one who has been caught gooning in public and commits suicide as a result

see nautica malone

yeah i'm going to attend a gooneral
what the fuck

by the wenis January 31, 2025

goonerfag

someone who goons all day instead of getting real work done. not locked in.

boris is such a goonerfag, he needs to lock the fuck in

by toplockedinvendetta January 31, 2025

Gooneriah

Arsenal fans that look to blame others for their failings after a match or season, they typically like to shift blame onto the opposition & refereeing decisions rather than their own players for the way they played or the manager who may have not dealt with the match correctly by building a known bottling small squad or masking injuries with squad depth. Gooneriah is most prevalent in delusional top gooners such as Robbie Lyle (AFTV), TyWOOOOOOO (AFTV) & RoryTalkNonsense

Arsenal fans suffering from Gooneriah disease:

MAUPAY YOU'RE AN ABSOLUTE DISGRACE, YOU'RE A CHEAT, I HOPE BRIGHTON GET RELEGATED
MAUPAY YOU'RE A CHEAT, YOU'RE A DISGRACE I HOPE BRIGHTON GET RELEGATED
COME TO OUR DRESSING ROOM AND SAY WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT OUR PLAYERS YOU'RE A CHEAT

by PGMOL February 1, 2025