Disc Golf

A stupid game played by low skilled low intellect stoners who aren't man enough for golf. Really just Frisbee for people who don't have friends to throw it back.

"I'm gonna get high, throw on some cargo shorts and flip flops and take my loser, patchouli stinking ass into the woods to throw Frisbees at trees. I'll call it disc golf so I can get pissed at people who call it what it really is."

by Fucknuggit October 25, 2019

golf

The act of having sex

I had a good game of golf with the missus last night

also, crazy golf: sex while drunk and unable to tell ur actually boning a shemale

by jiminy cricket August 29, 2003

Golfy

1. A homosexual man
2. Any man seen driving a VW Golf

If you enjoy blowing guys you are a golfy.

by gengo_o November 24, 2003

millionaire's golf

When a couple of ordinary Joe's on a public course basically have the place to themselves with no other groups in front of, or behind them.

Golfer #1: "Wow, the course is deserted"
Golfer #2: "Looks like we're in for a round of Millionaire's Golf boys"
Golfer #3: "Let's break out the pops"

by One Iron January 14, 2008

golfing

The slang word for anything relating to shrooms or the act of tripping out on shrooms, to be used when around non-users.

Kid: "Hey mom, can I go golfing?"
Mom: "Sure Billy."
Kid: "Haha...sucker..."

by Yodia January 20, 2006

Golf Clap

A lewd sexual act involving two males and one female. While in the Eiffel Tower position, both men's scrotums quietly smack together successively.

Hey dude wanna tag-team that hoe? I don't think you'll hear the golf clap over the sound of her moans.

by Christopher Unfazed December 18, 2008

golf clap

Venereal disease you get while playing golf.

He farked the hostess behind the dumpster at the ninth hole bar and a few weeks later came down with the golf clap

by Tiger Woods March 7, 2005