Fur Bullet

An excited cat with the zoomies, after doing there business, or happy to be outside.

Like a bat out of hell, that kitties a fur bullet!

by Glow Poet February 12, 2025

fur stretched

a term used to describe a woman who is going to have sex. A trapper skins his catch and stretches the fur over a board to cure.

I see Jenny is all dressed up for the evening. Maybe she is going out to get her fur stretched.

by tl_terry March 24, 2010

Anti fur mad

Suck it anti fur

Anti fur mad stay mad

by Chinasucksbutthe January 26, 2023

fur buhrger

An unshaven vagina

That is one fur buhrger you got there

by Liam neeson: AKA:badass May 25, 2016

himalayan fur goblin

subspecies of german shepperd.

what happened to your arm? my himalayan fur goblin played a bit rough

by Sparly seratonin September 26, 2023

Fur Trout Apocalypse

A hypothetical(?) event that may occur on the 20th of June, 2057, which causes the universe to turn into fur trouts down to the molecular level. May god save us all.

Holy shit, Ted, our balls are fur trouts.
It's the Fur Trout Apocalypse, Bill.

by FurTroutMessenger July 18, 2021

fascial fur

Refers to da thick "carpet" of curly-frizzy sawdust-shavings that accumulates on your forehead, cheeks, and chin --- especially during "hot 'n' sticky" weather, or if you have a moderate stubble for drifting particles to stick to --- after cutting fascia-boards in the woodshop.

Tiffany always appreciates when I come over to do carpentry-work for her; she just wishes I would remember to wipe off the fascial fur from my face before trying to give her a kiss. She has since solved this "lack of realization in the heat of the moment" dilemma by simply always bringing along a nice cool dampened washcloth whenever she joins me at the table-saw, so that she can both clean off my powdery jowls AND soothe my heated brow at the same time.

by QuacksO November 22, 2018