Florida Potstickers 

The act of lowering one's heavy and sweaty balls into their lover's mouth. Famous in the fine metropolis of Jacksonville, FL and the surrounding beach communities.

Daryl: Dude I was working construction on Nocatee and this whore came up to me asking for a $20

Merle: what did ya do?

Daryl: I fed her my Florida Potstickers!

Merle: Sounds like love at first bite!

Florida Potstickers by watermelawn March 11, 2017

florida tits 

When a womans tits are so flat they are like the state of florida flat

"She got florida tits man you ain't gonna be able to grab shit its just flat"

florida tits by Short midget cunt March 23, 2017

Florida Atlantic University High School

literally the hardest school to get into. you have to take the fucking SATS to get in.

person 1: hey i heard you wanted to go to a good public school in boca. how about Florida Atlantic University High School?
person 2: nahhh homie. i gotta get a 1300 on the SATS to make it into that preppy-ass school.

Florida Atlantic University High School by theliteralbestpersontoeverexis August 16, 2021

Florida Marlin

Taking a crap on the back of a chick and then forming it into a Marlin's Fin. After you are finished sculpting you stick her from behind.

To perform a Florida Marlin, Poop on back, shape fin, and tap ass

Florida Marlin by Bob Shelofton October 5, 2005

Florida Smile 

Asscrack of a girl wearing a thong (a la the beaches of Florida) or nothing at all...

Not to be confused with vertical smile!

That gal in the thong has the nicest Florida smile I've ever seen in Key West.

Florida Smile by Florida Mark January 16, 2008

florida snow 

That is an example of an oxymoron.

Florida snow doesn't exist because it never snows in Florida.

florida snow by Clinker May 24, 2008

Florida State University 

This is the global capital for UF rejects, it is home to the most down syndrome male students, along side smashable, 10/10 females. 99% of its graduates end up working at Petco and/or Chick-Fil A for the entirety of their lives. Also home to the Seminoles, and world-renowned rapist, Jameis Winston.

Johnny is a retard that is failing every subject, therefore, Johnny will attend THE Florida State University and cry himself to sleep everyday.

Florida State University by ThePenetratorAKANicoleGavarrhe October 6, 2016