Flash Flood

The phrase used to describe when you have a sudden intense urge to shit

Person A: I heard you got diarrhea last week.
Person B: Yeah. Had a lot of flash floods.

by Dasoderp December 15, 2016

Floobies

Objects free of cost (e.g. a bottle of shower gel) that you find in a loo or a bathroom, often in a hotel. Some argue this could be extended to soap and even toilet paper as, even though you are not REALLY meant to take them, what self-respecting cheapskate with OCD and a bum fetish can resist stealing WOOPS i mean.. um.. taking over the ownership of a nice roll of toilet paper. man, that was a long sentence.

Person 1: Hey, what happened?
Person 2 wrapped in toilet paper: Nothing, I just found some floobies in the toilet.
Person 1: Cool.

by CowPidgin December 6, 2006

flobo

the shit that babies are covered in when when they come out of their mums snatch or what comes out when a woman follows through on a fanny fart

suddenly just as the baby was coming out of it's mothers womb the doctor was engulfed in a shower of flobo.
OR
as i stuck my fingers in spencer's mum's pussy she made a vaginal excretion of gas and floboed all over my hand.

by crabby crutch October 17, 2003

Floob

A cross between a Flume and a Tube.

OMG that floob was awesome!

by Jack of Hell April 13, 2007

Flojo

Venezuelan slang for "Lazy". a person who doesn't want to do anything that is tiring or hard to do. more commonly known as the english couch potato.

- yo bro can you help me move my desk?
- na man, i'm too tired.
- you're such a "flojo" man.

by la piedra blanca February 25, 2019

floodgate

When she has her period as he eats her out and he swallows it all by accident.

He choked because she caused a floodgate.

by Mr Rogers. November 26, 2010

flood plain

A picked out or specific plain of land used for purposeful flooding

A flood plain is used to flood to prevent flooding if a town

by swagapotomus October 21, 2013