Cowardly clown (flake)

My best friend! :D

You: "I have an amazing friend"
Them: "who is it?"
You: "Cowardly clown! (aka flake)
Them: Cool!

You: Cowardly clown (flake) is a great friend that ive had for 4 years!

by Ily jenna. -komadea February 12, 2023

flake news

inconsequential news that receives airtime normally reserved for regular world events

There's just way too much flake news on TV. Honetly, who cares if David Beckham has a cameo part in a film?!

by Danlod May 22, 2017

frosted flakes

cool little tiny things that you eat that could make you fat :)

Human 1: hey! wat you eating?
Human 2: Frosted flakes
Human 1: NO! Don't you'll get so BIG you can get popped like a balloon.

by picklejuice :) November 24, 2020

crone flakes

The skin that comes off an elderly person. Usually caused by dry aging skin and poor hygiene.

That old guy left crone flakes all over the chair he was sitting in.

by Phleb82 May 10, 2016

Bran flake

A visually attractive person who is both uninteresting AND unreliable, specifically in the context of dating/hook-up apps.

Friend 1: "So I was chatting with this really cute person online, but they seemed a little dull and distracted, and then they ghosted me."
Friend 2: "Gurl, sounds like you were chatting with a bran flake, pay them no mind!"

by easy_eh May 13, 2023

Frosted Flakes

The darkest of dank. Stickiest of the ickies. Fuck gas this shit is napalm.

Ay Yo, I just picked up the Frosted Flakes. I paid an extra $60 for this ounce.
They're Grrrrreeeaaaaaaaaaaat!

by DazenGuile December 30, 2020

f*** flake

After intercourse of two people of the opposite sex have intercourse immediately after then wake up to crusty white spots on their groins when they wake up, when trying to remove the dried up bodily fluids they flake off like dandruff

F*** man you got to stop driving me so hard I woke up with f*** flakes again

by Margo009 January 24, 2021